Something borrowed? Something new?

This just hit me, so please excuse me while I get all sorts of overly emotional and bittersweet on you.

I have something old, which has blue flowers on it. So I can check old and blue off. I've found several six pence online, so if I can't find one locally I'll have that soon too. I know I have 10-11 months to find something borrowed. And I'm suuuuuuure that I'll get something new around then. But the borrowed bit makes me sad. For lots of reasons which we don't need to get into.

But how in the hell do I go about that?! I can't just ask every woman in my family for something. That'd just be weird.

"Hey, I'm getting Married. Gimme yer stuff. Thanks!"

Hmmm, maybe I can get me a little bit of Livernois.